Doug: Today's post is just silly, geeky fun. The last time I flew, which is almost exclusively when I go to Washington, DC, I had to stand in one of those full-body scanners at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago. I'm not a tattoo guy, no piercings, slight spare tire around the 46-year old middle, and I only have one scar and it's on my left arm. So I'm sure I was quite the bore for the TSA fellow sitting on the other side of the monitor. Lordy, what those people must see. Yuck. Trying in my mind to make the best of the situation, I thought to myself -- jeez, this is what a guy like Daredevil does all day long! He's got this dude's view 24-7!
Doug: And then that made me smile a little bit (never a good idea to look like you're up to something when the TSA hawks are watching), and I thought, hmmm -- I wonder what other jobs superheroes could get after retirement? So that's what you're tasked with today -- you tell me. And be just as silly and geeky as you want to be; no one's watching if you smile a bit or even laugh out loud! Have fun with this.
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