This is the 600th Review to Appear on the Bronze Age Babies
Doug: Now here's a first on the BAB, and after 6 1/2 years one shouldn't take a statement like that lightly! Today we feature not just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill partner review. Oh, no. Today, it's a Three-for-all! That's right -- several weeks ago the merits of the Batman vs. the Incredible Hulk treasury edition were being sung from the highest peaks when three of our stalwart commenters rose to the occasion and said "We'll review it!" You go right ahead boys. And you know what? They did! Enjoy this water cooler conversation between Edo Bosnar, Humanbelly, and Mike Loughlin -- we think it'll be a fun ride.
Batman vs. The
Incredible Hulk (DC Special Series, Vol. 5, No. 27, Fall 1981)
"The Monster and the Madman!"
Len Wein-Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez/Dick Giordano
Prologue
In the middle of a hot and
humid summer in Gotham City, people’s dreams and nightmares are becoming real,
even when they’re not sleeping. In a waterfront warehouse, the Joker and his
goons are preparing for a heist. The Joker is talking to someone off panel who
is in great pain and really needs whatever Joker and the gang are going to
steal.
As they depart, the Joker kills one of his henchmen for suggesting that
he might be afraid of that mysterious someone in the warehouse…
Humanbelly:
Ha! That "hot & humid" summer that Len so aptly describes? This
is a big ol' nit-pick, yes, but the poor suffering sleeper is drawn slumbering
in the heat under a sheet AND blanket-! The words are good, the pictures are more
than good-- but the editing is asleep at the switch. It's a small but
obvious incongruity that pulls a reader a little bit out of the story right at
the outset, and could easily have been caught.
Mike Loughlin:
I never caught that! I was about to No-prize it away by saying the a.c. was on and
too high, but let me quote panel 2: “for months now [he] has been talking about
buying an air-conditioner – and is now paying the price of his
procrastination.” D’oh!
Edo Bosnar: Yeah, I know all too well what
hot & humid nights are like – there’s no way I’d be snuggled up in bed like
that guy…
HB:
One of the huge drawbacks of Marvel Zuvembihood was having no clue who Jose
Luis Garcia Lopez was. While there are some quibbles with the art in this book
later on, NONE of them have to do with this man's ability as an artist and
visual storyteller! His work here often comes across as the genetically-blessed
artistic love-child of Neal Adams and Gene Colan. . . along with a helpful
Steve Ditko and Ross Andru lurking in the family tree. The splash page and
prologue set the visual tone wonderfully-- but my favorite panel here is the
nightmare-ized movie theater on page three: an artist simply surrendering to
the fun of what he's drawing. I might submit, though, that most horrifying
element in that image is the inexplicable, eye-clenching outfit that the young
lady is wearing. . . unless. . . that, too, is part of the nightmare-??
ML:
Yikes! Maybe it from the movie and she’s cos-playing? “It Came from 1981!”
“Dawn of the Fashion-Disaster Decade!” “Clash of the Clothing!”
EB:
Heh, speaking of ‘80s fashions, outside of those silly boots, her outfit
actually compares favorably to some of the stuff I recall in my H.S. and early
college years, like parachute pants, the upturned collars and the copiously gelled
(my lord, the gel!) and elaborately coiffed hair. Anyway, my favorite part of
that image? The ape-like ghoul munching on their popcorn.
ML: Anyway, Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez is one of the best artists to
grace the medium. It’s a shame he didn’t do more work for Marvel or an
independent publisher, but to me his art *is* DC. I grew up in the ‘80s, a time
when most of DC’s licensed product art was done by Garcia-Lopez and his
artistic partner on Batman vs. Hulk, Dick Giordano. T-shirts, action figure box
art, lunch boxes, underoos – before I was an avid comic book reader, I came to
these characters through those aforementioned avenues. Garcia-Lopez’s style is
remarkably clean, slick, and aesthetically pleasing. It’s a shame he didn’t
have a long run on a popular series (why oh why was he not on Superman after
Curt Swan left? Or John Byrne?). He has action chops to spare, as we’ll see in
the next chapter.
Chapter 1: “When Wakes
the Behemoth…!”
The story opens in a large
busy lab in the Gotham City branch of Wayne Research. Bruce Banner, under a
fake name, has been working there as a sort of orderly, doing odd jobs so he
can get a closer look at something called a gamma-gun, which he believes can
cure him of being the Hulk. Suddenly, he notices that everyone in the lab,
himself included, is beginning to laugh uncontrollably, so thinking fast, he
puts on a radiation suit that has its own air supply. Right then, the Joker and
his thugs bust into the lab and go after the gamma-gun. Banner runs to hit the
alarm, but the Joker’s men knock him down. The effect is predictable for
long-time comics readers, as they now have to deal with a very irate Hulk. He
begins trashing the lab, and while the Joker’s men try to sneak out with the
gamma-gun, they’re stopped by none other than the Batman! After the ensuing
melee, in which Batman takes out the thugs, the gamma-gun ends up in the Hulk’s
hands. Before Batman can do or say anything, the Joker sweet-talks him into
giving him the gun and attacking Batman. The confrontation has a rather
unbelievable outcome, i.e., Batman takes out the Hulk with a combination of gas
pellets and well-placed kick to the gut. The Joker and his men abscond with the
gamma-gun in the meantime, but Batman loses them in pursuit, as the layout of
the streets and alleys around the building has somehow been changed into a
maze. He returns to the lab as Bruce Wayne, where the groggy Hulk changes back
to Banner. Instead of sending him packing, Wayne offers him a job to make a
replacement gamma-gun.
ML: Holy ‘70s tv! Bruce working an odd job in a research
facility, using a “David B____” alias? Calling Hulk “…the raging beast that
dwells within?” That tickles this reader’s nostalgia bone something fierce, but
this comic came out in 1981. These little nods were contemporary. It’s too bad
we don’t have Batman calling anyone “old chum” or an appearance by King Tut.
HB:
I wonder if the Joker is one of those characters who "write
themselves"? It seems like Len Wein channels him from the get-go, and is
clearly the character he enjoys the most throughout. This is a little bit
unfortunate since, of course, Banner & Hulk ARE Len's characters. Hulk
seems on-point, for the most part, but Banner tends to sound rather flat
throughout the book-- and even decidedly out of character at points. And
despite how brilliant his work is, Lopez also doesn't seem to capture Bruce's
look, somehow. So. . . I never quite believe it's Bruce, really, y'know? But
ohhhhh boy, does he draw a good Hulk! Page 9 is just about poster-worthy.
ML: All due respect to Herb Trimpe and Sal Buscema, the JL G-L
Hulk is my favorite Bronze Age Hulk. He draws the Green Goliath as a massive
troglodyte who’s always angry. The body language is also excellent; Hulk is a
lumbering brute always charging, punching, and swinging his arms around. Batman
vs. Hulk is an absurd match-up, and JL G-L sells it by contrasting the Hulk’s
actions with Batman’s leaping, avoiding, and getting hits in when he can. Well,
he sells it until – that scene.
EB:
I share your admiration for the nonpareil craftsmanship of Garcia-Lopez, but he
still doesn’t topple Sal as my favorite Hulk artist…
HB:
Yes, I agree completely about Bats' swift kick to the Hulk's breadbasket. Unexpected
or not, that "Hhuuunff!!" is just never gonna happen according to
this character's established history (Although, again, it's drawn great--!).
ML: Here it is, the scene that threatens to break the entire
comic. I’m a Hulk fan, first and foremost, so I don’t like seeing my favorite
character go down in a fight. Especially to a ‘puny human!’ I could accept it,
however, if not for the fact that Batman bests him physically. Batman
has gadgets, scientific know-how, fighting prowess, detecting skills, and more
money than the entire Fortune 500. On the other hand, the Hulk is a creature of
pure brute strength. That’s all he’s got. The people who made this comic could
have had Batman force the Hulk to take a breath in a number of other ways:
throw a flash grenade at him to startle him with the light, use sneezing
powder, say ‘Hulk- knock, knock’ knowing he can’t resist replying ‘who there?’
Anything that doesn’t tear the Hulk down so badly. If not for the fact that
there were so many gorgeous Garcia-Lopez/Giordano pages left to drool over, I
would have closed the comic right here.
HB:
And my primary art quibble is on display in this first chapter. Pages 13-15 in
particular--- almost no backgrounds whatsoever! Fantastic action w/ the
figures. . . but it's all taking place in a particularly chroma-challenged
limbo! White backgrounds, yellow backgrounds? Tangerine backgrounds?? PINK
backgrounds??? This strikes me as a "book's gotta get done fast"
problem, as opposed to a Garcia-Lopez problem. But it has the effect of
generally leaving many scenes feeling ungrounded or visually unfinished.
ML: Indeed. The fight choreography and facial expressions work
beautifully – check out the Joker’s evil glee on page 16!- but the reader loses
a sense of place during the fight.
ML: I find it highly unlikely that security would let Bruce
Wayne just stroll in and get close to the Hulk, or let him talk to Banner, or
let him offer the half-naked scientist a job! This scene strikes me as one that
could feature post-Crisis Lex Luthor in Bruce Wayne’s place. Does Wayne bribe
the cops to let him do whatever he wants at a crime scene, or take suspects
home with him?
Chapter 2: “When Dreams
Won’t Come!”
Back at their hideout,
Joker and his men set up the gamma-gun and fire it at their ‘client,’ who ends
up being none other than the Shaper of Worlds. As he absorbs the gun’s energy,
he goes into some lengthy exposition, recounting that during his travels through
the universe the radiation from a nova he passed robbed him of his ability to
absorb dreams – so he made his way to Earth, created a warehouse to disguise
his spacecraft and started looking for a mind to help him restore his powers,
and in the process he found that the Joker’s mind was unique in the universe
(!).
They struck a bargain: the Joker helps him, and he gives the Joker pretty
much whatever he wants. However, it turns out that the T-gun is useless, and
the Shaper exclaims that he may lose his mind. The Joker is now in a bit of a
quandary as to what his next move should be.
HB:
Well-- the plot is dumb. I mean, there's just no way around that-- but I
suppose that's sort of a given with Special Events like this. We spend 20 pages
in a dire search and struggle over the Gamma-Gun (Really? Gamma-Gun?? Because
we don't already have a lifetime supply of those littering the landscape in
Greenskin's own book??), and then-- whoopsi-foozle-- the darned thing didn't
work after all! It's a classic Hitchcock Maguffin-- the thing that no one cares
about that's necessary to get the story a-movin'. It's just used rather
artlessly in this case.
ML:
Zzzzzzz… wha-? Oh, sorry, the Shaper of Worlds was talking. Why did Wein go
with the uninspired baddie? The Hulk’s rogue gallery might not stack up against
Batman’s, but they could have done so much better.
HB:
Ha-- and the panel on page 25, w/ the Joker biting his lip? Oh, that would be a
MUST for any Joker image montage or collage! That Joker--- what a criminal
mastermind-- why, he's stealing this very book right out from under Hulk &
Bats!
ML: The Joker biting his lip is one of my favorite panels of all
time. It’s one of the few times the reader gets a feeling that the Joker is not
in control of the situation. In fact, that seems to be a hallmark of the modern
Joker, being two steps ahead of everyone until Batman thwarts his schemes.
ML: I think the Joker is every writer’s favorite villain. He’s a
lot of fun, gets the best lines, and his schemes aren’t as hard to set up as
the Riddler’s.
EB:
While I agree that the Leader probably should have been the go-to Hulk villain
for this one, I don’t think the Shaper was necessarily a bad choice. I think it
made it easier for Wein to find a way to make the unlikely Batman/Hulk team-up
occur. However, as noted in the summary, the exposition here is really drawn
out. So yeah, Joker pretty much steals the show here.
Chapter 3: “When the
Sea Churns Green…!”
We see a tanker belonging
to Wayne Enterprises is anchored just beyond the 3-mile mark. The interior has
been refitted into a giant, super-sophisticated lab in which Banner has been
tirelessly leading the research. The ever-trusty Alfred is on hand to keep an
eye on him and makes sure he’s calm and comfortable. The scene then switches to
Batman visiting a number of underworld haunts to find any information on where
the Joker might be hiding out, and finally comes up with a solid lead. Back on
the tanker, several helicopters land, and a man identifying himself as a USAF
colonel says the government wants them to apprehend Banner.
Alfred protests,
and the soldiers rough him up a bit, which leads the “colonel” to blurt out
that they were supposed to make this look like a proper military operation.
Banner, overhearing, gets enraged with – again – predictable results. The fake
troops try to stop him, which includes using an industrial-strength taser, but
to no avail. The “colonel” thinks they need some kind of bigger monster to take
him out, and all of a sudden this huge pasty creature appears. It seems
impervious to Hulk’s punches, and eventually just absorbs him into its belly,
which then turns into an elastic cage that he can’t break out of.
The “troops”
take the blob monster with the captive Hulk away on their ‘copter, after which
Commissioner Gordon shows up, as does Batman. A call to General Ross confirms
that this was indeed not a USAF operation. But Batman says he knows who was
behind it all.
HB:
Len Wein seriously drops the ball with Banner in the first scene of this
chapter, which I had a hard time getting past. A scientist accidentally drops a
small piece of equipment, and Bruce launches into a full Super-Villain outburst
("You clumsy oaf!", etc, etc). It's ugly, it's forced, and it's
wildly out of character for the Bruce Banner that Len himself had written for
several years. Banner immediately becomes an unsympathetic pill--- not what you
want for the book's co-star.
ML: Out-of-character he may be, but the changes in Banner’s body
language and the green tint to his skin when he gets mad are highly effective
indicators of the stress he’s under.
EB:
Yeah, I didn’t find the Banner outburst here off-putting. The panels explain
that he’d been working non-stop for a few days, so it wasn’t too much of a
stretch to see him snap. That said, I totally agree with HB about his
super-villainesque insults (if the lab-guy was younger, we could have even been
treated to an “incompetent whelp!” or something like that). A simple “Hey! Be
careful with that!” would have sufficed.
ML: It’s nice to get a pure Batman sequence. Once again, JL G-L
keeps the action moving until he has to pause. Batman standing over the
unconscious thugs while stroking his chin looks great, but the matchbook clue
is just lazy. How many times has this scene been repeated in comics or movies?
Does no one use a lighter?
HB:
Rubber Mask Over Cowl #1-- the bum in the bar. Do you suppose artists had to
avert their gaze in embarrassment every time they drew this?
ML: My no-prize explanation is Reed Richards licensed unstable
molecules to Acme Rubber Mask Co. Now that Beast goes around blue and furry all
the time, Batman’s their best customer.
HB:
In several instances, I'm struck by the wonderful faces that Jose' creates for
the Hulk. 
They're some of the most truly life-like & expressive I've ever
seen. Page 35, top right panel-- that's a believable person, y'know?
HB:
And I'm gonna say that I do love the doughy cage-android for a couple of
reasons. #1, it looks like Steve Ditko sneaked into the studio sometime after
midnight and drew him into all of the scenes, then ran away laughing madly. #2,
the android is a strong, strong reminder of Incredible Hulk #'s 115-117, where
the Leader used both an unbreakable, doughy cage AND unbreakable android to
perpetually subdue ol' Greenskin. Hmmm-- now, why wasn't the Leader used in
this story in the first place. . . ? His impatient snottiness combined with the
Joker's incessant pestering-- oh, that would have been SO much better-!
HB:
And finally-- ONE PANEL for Thunderbolt Ross AND Doc Samson?? So-- really, this
is just a Batman story with the Hulk as a guest-star, isn't it? Daggone it---
ML: The Ditko comparison is spot-on. In Tales to Astonish #63,
the Hulk battled the Leader’s sponge-rubber creation, the Humanoid. I also wish
Wein had gone with the Leader. At least there would be a personal connection
between both heroes and villains. The gamma gun could have been used to fuel
his latest device, which unintentionally gives the Joker reality-warping power
or something. As we’ve seen, the plot mechanics are secondary to the set pieces
in this comic.
EB:
I love that blob-monster, but I have to say that it’s part of the
plot-hole/storytelling in this book that bothers me the most; obviously, it’s
another case (like that street-maze that confounded Batman in the first
chapter) of the Shaper helping the Joker and his men out, using his
reality-warping and wish-fulfilling powers. However, in his exposition, the
Shaper tells us his powers are blinking out and he’s actually in pain, etc.,
etc., yet he’s still able to apparently (telepathically, cosmically?) monitor
the activities of his hirelings and toss them a little deus ex machina when things get thick.
ML: The call to Ross and Samson is so perfunctory. If you think
the Hulk is only a guest-star now, just wait until the climax!
Chapter 4: “When the
Shaper Commands…!”
At their hideout again,
the Joker and his men present the Hulk to the Shaper, who at first doesn’t
understand why they brought him. Joker explains that his alter-ego Banner can
perhaps adjust the gamma-gun. However, the imprisoned Hulk completely flips out
and manages to tear the blob monster apart and heads for the Shaper, just as
the latter claims that madness is overcoming him. A bunch of nightmarish
manifestations appear to confront the Hulk, which he smashes, but then
something odd happens, as both of them grow calm. The Shaper realizes that the
Hulk’s unique gamma radiation somehow helps him. The Hulk, meanwhile, says he
feels tired and then bursts out of the warehouse. Shaper tells the Joker he has
to find Hulk and bring him back. This leads the Joker to commandeer the
Bat-signal to summon his arch-nemesis. He convinces Batman that they should
conclude a temporary truce and work together to find the Hulk, so they indeed
begin looking for him throughout Gotham.
They do eventually find him, and when
the Hulk leaps into the air to escape them, Batman fastens a line around the
Hulk’s ankle and lets himself get propelled along with the jolly green giant.
They land in a parking garage, and this leads to another confrontation that
again stretches the otherwise indulgent suspension of disbelief most comic book
fans have (like Batman avoiding being crushed by a car hurled at him by jumping
and breaking through both side-door windows). Batman throws a smoke-bomb to
keep the Hulk from finding him, and the Hulk, in a rage, ends up demolishing
the parking garage. The Joker then shows up, and is unsurprised when Batman
emerges from it largely unscathed (he dove under some cross-beams that
sheltered him from the rubble). The Hulk, meanwhile, is walking through an
alley, and stumbles upon a blind man who asks him if he needs a friend. He
calms the Hulk a bit in their ensuing conversation, and then the Joker suddenly
shows up and tells the Hulk he should come with him. The Hulk balks initially,
but the blind man tells him he needs to trust the Joker, as it may change his
life. The two walk off together, and we learn that the blind man is actually a
cleverly-disguised Batman (wearing one of those amazing rubber masks).
ML: I’m not too impressed with the story, but some of the little
touches are solid. I especially like how the Hulk gets out of the blob monster
cage: the Joker mentions Banner, and it’s his hatred of his alter ego that gets
him furious enough to break free.
HB:
Again, the dynamic art really is shouldering a lot of the entertainment burden,
isn't it? We'll go through several pages of action and event, and the
resolution is that the actual plot is only furthered the tiniest inch. All that
effort and angst to get Banner/Hulk to the Shaper (for a reason that never sees
fruition, really), and the result is that we discover the Hulk's presence does
the same thing that the Gamma Gun would-- before the Hulk leaps away again. We're
on page 42, and from a practical standpoint (and the Shaper's) we're exactly
where we were at the end of page 26. This is serial writing in a non-serial
format. Not givin' Len high marks here.
ML: Despite a wonky plot, I like seeing Batman forced to work
with the Joker. Len Wein gets in more of his snappy Joker dialogue, easily the
best part of the writing in this issue.
HB:
In the neat little "calming down" sequence on page 41, the Hulk ends
up bearing a strong resemblance to. . . John Travolta?? Man, that guy left his
mark everywhere back then, didn't he?
ML:
“Puny human! Up nose with rubber hose!”
HB:
The plaus-o-bilitron, as you mentioned, is indeed off the charts on several
scores in this chapter (the cool dive through the car windows, the second no-way
rubber mask) but the one that I couldn't get past was Bats' being towed along
Hulks' leap-path via a bat-line. There's nothing survivable in this scenario. There
is nothing breaking his fall, he's not flying, he's not landing on anything
other than concrete, he's not "rolling" with it-- and he's easily
120' up at the moment we see him (coming down from several hundred, very
likely). He makes an inane comment about angling his descent like the Hulk's--
which actually calls attention to the absurdity rather than mitigate it. Gnrgh--
BATMAN IS NOT SUPER, fellas!
ML:
Agreed, but Batman jumping through the car is so cool and Garcia-Lopez totally
– GASP! Oh no… No! I just noticed a flaw in the art! When Batman dives through
the car, his cape comes out billowed. If he just jumped through a small space,
wouldn’t his cape have to be clinging to his body to get through? Say it ain’t
so, Jose Luis! I… I need to sit down…
HB:
My biggest problem of all, though, is that the Hulk expressly states twice in
this chapter how he hates it when humans twist their words and lie to him. This
is a fundamental aspect of the Hulk's character, because even he realizes how
gullible he himself can be. So, what is the ultimate tactic Bats and Joker use
to get the Hulk to work toward their ends? They deceive him, twist their words,
and lie to him. And it's obviously seen as the right (or at least most prudent)
solution. This reduces the Hulk's character even further into the realm of
interesting plot device rather than actual person. I... hate that.
ML:
I do like the device of having Batman disguise himself so as not to trigger
Hulk’s rage. That Acme Mask Co. does quality work. I was surprised to see the
Hulk tell an innocent (as far as he knows), “Now little man – you die!” I’m
used to “Hulk smash,” not actual death threats to a person not actively
threatening the Green Goliath. It actually fits with out-of-character Banner
calling people names. The deceit is regrettable, though. It makes the
Incredible Hulk, strongest creature on Earth and titular co-star of this
oversized extravaganza, a world-class chump.
EB:
No arguments from me as far as your criticisms go. The strongest part of this
section was the Batman/Joker interaction (I got a chuckle out of that one scene
in the montage of their search for the Hulk in which the Joker is checking to
see if he’s hiding in a garbage can). But this is where I think the Hulk is
really sidelined more than anywhere else in the book. He just becomes grist for
the Bats/Joker interplay, and it’s a bit off-putting to see Bats help a villain
engage in some subterfuge at the expense of a fellow good guy, unstable and
flawed as he may be.
Chapter 5: “When
Madness Reigns…!”
As the Joker and Hulk
approach the warehouse, which has these odd energy bands emanating from it,
Joker tells Hulk to go in alone, which shocks Batman, who was following them.
He tells Joker off (and gives him a b****-slap for good measure) and then goes
to join the Hulk, who seems generally unperturbed now given his previous
hostility, just saying that he thought Batman was dead. Suddenly they are
attacked by some of their main adversaries. However, these are just more of the
manifestations generated by the Shaper, and they turn into butterflies or
lizards when punched. When they reach the door to the warehouse, they can’t
enter because there is some sort of force-field. This gets the Hulk really,
really angry, and he charges it with all of his might – and gets through, as
there is a blinding flash of light. Afterward, Banner’s unconscious form can be
seen lying on the floor, and the Shaper is feeling fine. He apparently absorbed
enough of Hulk’s gamma radiation to restore his health. Now the Joker shows up
and demands that the Shaper live up to his end of the bargain. Batman tries to
put a stop to this, but to no avail. The Shaper honors his deal, and gives the
Joker god-like power. Joker wills himself to become king of the world. Banner
wakes up in the meantime and pleads with the Shaper to put a stop to this, but
the Shaper brushes him off. Banner becomes righteously enraged, and turns into
the Hulk again, but when he charges, the Shaper makes him disappear. In Gotham,
the Joker is have a field day, molding the world into his image (and turning
Batman into a corpulent clown). The Hulk appears, and unsuccessfully tries to
punch the Joker, and also gets turned into a clown for his effort. At this
point, Batman begins to taunt the Joker, asking him if such petty changes are
the best he can do. So over the next 3 pages the Joker begins altering reality
in different ways but Batman keeps challenging him to do better, until the
Joker finally has an apparent nervous breakdown and passes out.
Everything goes
back to normal, and the Shaper, saying the bargain has been fulfilled, departs
from Earth. In the epilogue, Batman, Banner and Commissioner Gordon look on as
the Joker, committed to a psychiatric ward, dreams a dream of ruling Earth.
Banner slips away, and Batman tells the Commissioner to wait before putting an
APB out on him, saying they owe him a chance to get away and try to “find
whatever he’s looking for.”
ML: Fun fact: in his long, storied career, the great Jose Luis
Garcia-Lopez has drawn exactly 7 Marvel characters: the Hulk/ Bruce Banner, The
Shaper of Worlds, Thunderbolt Ross, Doc Samson, The Leader, Rhino, and
Abomination.
HB:
While I appreciate the effort ('cause I do think it was there), this whole
shifting dreamscape showdown falls terribly flat for me. Here's why:
- Most of the Joker's " unique mind in the universe" world-mods (see
how I used a current video gamer reference there? Yeah?) are, frankly, darned cliché'.
We see Wonderland, Salvadore Dali, MC Escher, Picasso (Abstract Expressionism,
is it?), and Hieronymus Bosch as the influences that stretch the Joker's
creative ingenuity to the breaking point. And I'm thinking--- "that's
it--?" 'Cause those are generally the go-to visual elements when someone
wants to depict a Weird, Crazy, Disturbingly Warped setting in a dream or
vision or whatever. I mean-- they show up in old, OLD Warner Brothers cartoons,
even. They're a common short-hand, really. Which once again tells me loudly
that this book was done with a publisher standing nearby with a loud time-clock
ticking away. (Probably a squishy, Dali-influenced one. . . )
- Lack of detailed backgrounds takes even further punch out of the desired
alien/weird effect necessary to put this over. Again-- not enough time to put
more thought or effort into the book.
- Uhm-- so to save the day, the Hulk's strength is useless; Batman's detective
skills and physical prowess and tech are worthless. Ultimately, Batman uses
transparent, rudimentary, soft-bullying psychology to cause the Joker to. . .
have a fatal slip of the tongue-???? (Very nearly identical to the slip of the
tongue that caused the villain's downfall in Hulk #155, mind you-- so it's not
even clever or original.) To say this is unsatisfying is a wild understatement.
For one final time it simply screams, "get the thing wrapped up somehow so
we can get it to the printers-- I don't CARE who the book was supposed to be
about!"
HB:
And then we get the stock ending from the TV show—a la The Fugitive. Because. .
. we should just abandon the promising scientific work that Bruce was onto
right before he was kidnapped? NOTHING about that thread of this plot had
changed at all-- it was simply interrupted by bad-guys machinations.
ML: Batman agrees that the Joker’s rewriting of reality isn’t
all that original; he even calls him out on it in the comic! This reader knows
better than to argue with the Dark Knight (not to mention the Human Belly!) but
I’m glad we are treated to Garcia-Lopez’s homages. Even though he’s drawing
super-heroes, JL G-L’s artwork keeps a foot in the plausible- his anatomy and
composition create believable characters and environments. Seeing him break
down reality, even if the breakdown contains derivative elements, is fun. I
think the lack of background enhances the unreal nature of the proceedings. It’s
like a Ditko Dr. Strange dimension. JL G-L takes it a step further by making
the only ground the characters can stand on curvy and unstable. There all kinds
of great touches, my favorite being the transitions on page 62. Standard comic
book Joker to Picasso to ‘70s album cover- I can’t help but think JL G-L had a
good time with this part of the book.
ML: Stray observations: I like how Bat-clown looks ridiculous,
but somehow Batman retains his dignity. JL G-L goes Neal Adams for a panel on
page 59, when he has the character look at the reader with a grumpy face and
point. The Hulk’s confusion when his punch has no effect on the Joker is
priceless.
EB:
Oh, man, I love those panels where Garcia-Lopez just went crazy. The art
homages are a visual treat, as are the clown-versions of Batman and Hulk.
ML:
The comic’s biggest sin is how little Hulk does in the climax. Len Wein of
1981, I offer up a (slightly) better ending: Batman challenges Joker to create
more original reality warps. While the Shaper feeds the Joker power, his
concentration is on the Joker alone. Joker’s obsession with beating Batman
takes over, causing him to half ignore the Hulk. Hulk can’t touch the Joker,
but he slips out of the localized reality warp enough to smash the Shaper. The
resulting psychic feedback kayos the Joker. His debt to the Joker fulfilled,
the Shaper says “Nuts to this” and takes off. Cue semi-nonsensical ending.
HB:
Wow-- what a strange place this re-examination has put me in! I love the art
about 10 times more than I realized before--- whereas the writing/plot has
exposed unexpected raw nerves. And overall effect is that it's all still a
fairly enjoyable romp that becomes, sadly, pretty easily forgettable. I kinda
like it-- but am not in love with it, y'know?
ML: Ultimately, Batman vs. the Incredible Hulk functions best as
a showcase for Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez’s artwork. It’s worth buying and leafing
through just to see how smoothly and beautifully he illustrates the characters
and set-pieces. There’s no getting around the fact that even a well-told
Batman/ Hulk crossover is going to be a trifle, but I wish Len Wein had done a
better job incorporating the Hulk into the story (especially given how many
pages he had to work with!). How much the reader enjoys the comic depends on
whether or not they need substance amidst some extremely impressive flash.
EB:
I have to say in conclusion that I’m a little more charitably inclined toward
this book than either of you. For all of its flaws/plot-holes, I have to say
that even after the second reading I still rather enjoyed it overall. The fact
is that all of these company cross-overs suffer from having to devise a way to
bring the heroes together, and it usually seems at least a bit forced (much as
I liked it, the Avengers/JLA crossover is really guilty of this). I think the
only crossovers that had a really ‘natural’ feel to them are the excellent
Batman & Captain America and possibly the X-men/New Teen Titans.
EB:
Otherwise, I’ll readily agree that a big part of my enjoyment of this one is
the stunningly beautiful art. Echoing Mike’s comments in the first section
above, I think it’s truly a shame that Garcia-Lopez never had a run (10-12
issues at least) on a Marvel title, preferably something with lots of heroes in
it, like Avengers or Defenders (i.e., more work with the Hulk, and seeing him
do Dr. Strange, Val, Nighthawk, Hellcat and the rest would have been a real
treat).
Doug: All of those things have conspired in the past to give us a "Wait, what?!?" feeling. Those stopping by today for the promised second BAB entry in this summer's Super Blog Team-Up extravaganza may be wondering where it is. In the big picture, the SBTU group decided to postpone the event to mid-August. Several bloggers who will participate found that today was not going to work for them, so in the interest of quality a later date has been agreed upon.
