Doug: We have a treat for you today. Over the past few weeks we've been discussing the superhero inserts found in two magazine from the mid-1970s:
Smash and
Dynamite. Many of us recall those mags, available to us through monthly book orders in our elementary school classrooms. You might recall Mike Wilson's comment
last Friday that he actually has the
Dynamite from which I pulled the Captain America exhibit. How long do you think it took me to email him after his comment? Not long! So today we're very thankful to have Mike's review of the complete issue -- which we know those of you who lived the magazine will love, and we hope everyone else finds quite interesting. Thank you, Mike!
Dynamite #5 (November 1974)
Scholastic, Inc.
M.S. Wilson: I mentioned in the comments to Doug's post on superheroes in Dynamite magazine that I had the issue featuring Captain America, so Doug asked if I'd
do a write-up on the entire issue; not completely comics-related, but BAB is
about pop culture in general, and a lot of us seem to remember Dynamite quite
fondly... I know I do. So, here's a look at that particular issue, from
November 1974 (which was issue #5, so Dynamite was still in its infancy back
then). Now, I was only two years old in 1974, so you're probably wondering how
I ended up with this issue. When I was in Grade Six (around 1984), I took this
issue out of the school library. I guess I took it home and never got around to
returning it... so I suppose I actually stole it, but I was pretty absent-minded
in those days; of course, I'm much better now.
The first page is the Table of Contents, and then they get straight to the story
featured on the cover. My copy is missing the cover (besides being
absent-minded, I wasn't all that careful back then), but the cover story was
about the TV show Born Free, which starred Gary Collins and Diana
Muldaur (later of Star Trek: The Next Generation fame). I don't remember this show (it
apparently only ran for 13 episodes in late 1974), but Collins and Muldaur
played real-life conservationists George and Joy Adamson, who lived with a
variety of animals and tried to protect them. Both the Adamsons were later
murdered (Joy in 1980 and George in 1989), so it's a little strange seeing this
article about their fictional selves. The article talks a lot about the animals
used during filming, including Elsa the lioness. The show was filmed on
location in Kenya, which was (and still is) pretty unusual. There are only a
couple of quotes from the stars; most of the article talks about the animals and
how they're trained -- which sounds a little intense in places, like how they
describe feeding two different lions in the same spot to get them in a
territorial mood, then bringing them together so they would fight... they say
the lions were pulled apart before they could hurt each other, but it still
sounds a bit iffy to me. Apparently there was a lion poster included with this
issue, but I never had that.
There's a page of Daffy Definitions (my favourite is
"Secret: Something you tell one
person at a time"). Dynamite seemed to have a lot of these little one-page
things, usually some kind of joke or cartoon. The most famous is probably
"Bummers", which is missing from my copy of this issue. Why is it
missing? Did I mention how careless I used to be? Anyway, next up there's a 3
page article about Hershey, Pennsylvania (The Sweetest Town in the USA),
although it seems to be as much about chocolate in general as it is about
Hershey specifically. After that is the three-page Captain America article which
Doug already covered in its entirety. I guess it was one of a series, but I
don't have any other Dynamites of this early vintage, so I don't know what
other superheroes featured in other issues. After Cap, there are two pages of
"Dynamite at the Raceway", which is basically just five
"trivia" questions about auto-racing.
Next there's a two-page feature called "Sound Off", which shows
how to make musical instruments from household objects (shoebox guitar, pot lid
cymbals, wine jug tuba, and stuff like that); some of it is pretty ingenious,
but I'm not sure how good it would actually sound. In the middle of the
mag is a calendar for Nov. 1974; apparently this was a regular feature, though
my later (early '80s) issues don't have it, so I'm not sure when they stopped
including it. The calendar has little factoids and celebrity birthdays and such
for each day, plus some really funky artwork. In fact, the art looks a lot like
the art on "Bummers", so maybe the same artist did both. The calendar
is followed by another two-page spread about the Hero sandwich ... but instead
of an article, there are five recipes for different versions of the Hero (or
Sub, Hoagie, Paris Loaf ... whatever you want to call it); some of the recipes
sound pretty good, though I've never actually tried any of them.
The following article is two pages (well, one page of text and a big picture)
about Olga Korbut, who had made quite a splash at the 1972 Olympics. Of course,
Nadia Comaneci was the big story in 1976 and she isn't mentioned here. But
there's a quote from an American high school gymnastics coach practically
guaranteeing that America would produce their own Olga Korbut. I guess Mary Lou
Retton was just waiting in the wings. Next is a feature that I always remember
somewhat fondly, "Hot Stuff". It's a couple of pages about products,
interesting facts, or ideas for stuff that kids could do. Over the years they
had some cool stuff in Hot Stuff. This particular instance talks about the
"Ghost Writer and Developer", which was an invisible ink pen you
could buy (for 98 cents, which was a lot of money in those... ah, never mind),
and it came with the Developer pen which made the invisible writing visible.
There's also a recipe for a genuine (I assume) New York Egg Cream, a blurb on
how to make your own perfume, and a few paragraphs about how to make some extra
money... by setting up your own auction. I bet a lot of kids who followed that
advice later regretted auctioning off their comics, baseball cards, and toys.
Next up are a couple of pages on secret codes, my favourite article in this
issue of Dynamite; unfortunately, I loved it so much, I tore out the pages
years ago and now they're long gone. So that's why there are no scans of those
pages (and why there's no Bummers page... it was on the back of one of the
secret code pages). I was crazy for secret codes and ciphers as a kid, so I
collected everything I could find on them. I think Dynamite did a number of
articles on codes over the years. Apparently there was a decoder wheel on the
back cover of this issue, but as I mentioned, I don't have a cover so no
decoder wheel either. Next is a one-page Dynamite Race Track Game which is
played on graph paper with a pen. The rules are a bit convoluted and it looks
pretty boring to me. Next comes "Good Vibrations", which was another
regular feature. It was kind of a "Dear Abby" (or "Agony
Aunt" for you Brits out there) aimed at kids. This time around the letters
deal with divorce and are answered by an actual doctor (I'm assuming a psychiatrist),
Paulina Kernberg; I'm not sure if she answered the letters in every issue, or
just this one. I know this "advice column for kids" was a regular
feature for a long time, but it may have had a different name later on.
Next is another light-hearted page called "Name Dropping", giving
us the real names of celebrities. I think this is the first place I learned
that John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison. The following two pages are
perennial favourites ... that's right, I know you've all been waiting for it... Count Morbida! This featured (as far as I know) through Dynamite's entire
run and basically consists of a couple of pages full of (fairly easy) puzzles
presented by a cartoon vampire named Count Morbida, who constantly breaks the
fourth wall by insulting the kids reading the magazine and getting angrier and
angrier as they solve his puzzles. The art is crude, but for some reason I've
always loved it. There's lots of detail in the background that makes it fun to
examine closely. The last page talks about next issue's content, and urges kids
to send ideas in to Hot Stuff... and maybe get one of those cool Hot Stuff
t-shirts. So, that's it for this issue. Some articles were interesting, some
were kind of blah (at least for me), but I think that was the appeal of
Dynamite; they put so much into each issue (and such a variety) that there's
almost certainly something that'll appeal to everyone. I know I could always
find at least one article that I liked, plus all the regular features like
Bummers, Hot Stuff, and Count Morbida. I guess that's why so many of us have
such fond memories of this old mag; thanks, Doug and Karen, for letting me
relive my (long-) lost youth!
